Today I received a call from Time Warner Cable (TWC) about my dad’s Cable TV account, and let me tell you, it was infuriating. I hardly even know where to begin. It will take more self control than I probably have right now not to drop a few f-bombs in this post. Forgive me, someone is trying to take advantage of my daddy.
When I first signed up my dad for Cable TV they were running a special that required him to get a DVR. He didn’t need a DVR – and frankly we didn’t want him to get a DVR because with his dementia he could never figure it out. When that special offer ended we hastily traded that DVR in for a regular cable box. Over time, we downgraded his digital cable to regular cable because he just didn’t watch it much anyway. At that point a technician came to his room in assisted living and took back his cable box. This was about 2 YEARS ago. I vaguely remember being peeved at my dad for not getting a receipt for the box – but I also vaguely remember getting a receipt so I can’t say either way what really happened on those two transactions. It was a long time ago.
Fast forward to today. I got a call from “Tiffany” at Time Warner who claims that although the digital cable package was dropped from his account, his DVR(!!!) was never turned back in. Huh? When I mumbled something about probably having dropped it off, she replied – oh we don’t have a drop off location. Huh, that’s very odd. Every time I’ve tried to downgrade my service I’ve had to turn in a box BEFORE TWC would even consider adjusting my package. Now they’re just willy-nilly changing service without a tech coming to pick up a box? I highly doubt it.
“Tiffany” wants me to PROVE that we turned in the box by producing a receipt for it – or we’ll have to pay for it. I don’t know about you, but I go through my paperwork every year and shred things that don’t have long term tax implications. Sorry, TWC is not the IRS. Needless to say, that receipt probably has gone to the big shred box in the sky. The other option is that it is in storage with all of my other crap that hasn’t moved yet.
When I asked “Tiffany” how long I had to produce said receipt, she said I had a week. A WEEK??? Are you kidding me? It took you guys TWO YEARS to realize that your company didn’t properly close out the equipment for my dad’s account and I get one week to find ancient paperwork? I asked for two months and we got into a protracted argument that ended up with a 3 week time frame after I repeatedly asked to speak with her supervisor (which she refused!).
It gets better. I figured it would be impossible for me to find the receipt because of its age and the condition of our things in the move. So, I made the mistake of asking what we would be charged for this piece of equipment. $250 – $400! What the F@#$@#! That is about what my dad pays every month for his medications. Do I need to remind you that he’s on a small fixed income? “Tiffany”, I know that in your job you probably get measured by how many boxes you recover and how much additional revenue you generate, but sometimes you need to have some empathy.
He got this DVR in 2007, I’ll give TWC the benefit of the doubt that he actually got a new piece of equipment (HA!). It is at least 4 years old and in technology terms it is a piece of obsolete junk. Even if it is still used in their network the price should be reduced to its depreciated value. Funny thing is that equipment like this was probably depreciated by TWC within its first year of being in service. I highly doubt it has more than a 5 year depreciation schedule and that would be stretching things. Never mind that any company that can take immediate depreciation on equipment will do so – it is just good business sense.
I hate to say it, but most TWC installers that I’ve seen are contractors. I am sure that most of them are good honest upright folks. However, it would be one heck of a scam to take DVRs, not provide any documentation and resell them on ebay. Old folks in assisted living or nursing home facilities are the perfect target for something like this. Could this be what happened? I guess I’ll never know.
OK Time Warner – I have an idea for you regarding how you can find your DVR. This DVR has a MAC address associated with it – otherwise you wouldn’t be able to download software upgrades to it over your network. I’ve worked on Cable technology in a past life, I know… Why don’t you go out on your network and just disable it. I’m sure it will turn up through a service call sooner rather than later.
I know my dad enjoys watching TV, but I am probably going to cancel his TWC account. He has plenty of DVDs that he can watch instead. You might have won the battle, but in terms of long term recurring revenue you are about to lose the war unless someone in customer service will make this go away tomorrow. Heck, there’s a really good chance that you’ll lose my account too – and I pay for a lot more features than he does. As long as I can get high speed internet I don’t need cable TV anymore. In our move we got rid of all but 1 TV. It’s just not that important in our house.
Shame on you Time Warner Cable – stop picking on an old man. Since when are people in their 80′s with dementia a mark for corporations? It’s almost like dealing with a con man.

To see how this situation was resolved (YAY!), read this post: Social Media Saves the Day.